People I Wish I Could Thank

1. Guy Who Invented Dr. Pepper


2. Guy Who Invented Google


3. Guy Who Invented Toilet Paper


4. Guy Who Invented Air Conditioning


5. Guy Who Invented Netflix


6. Guy Who Invented Sweet Baby Ray's BBQ Sauce


7. Guy Who Invented Jerky


8. Guy Who Invented Twizzlers


9. Guy Who Invented Jolly Ranchers


10. Guy Who Invented Wikipedia

(Note that some of these items may have actually been invented by gals not guys, in which case i would obviously thank the gal still)